Piadas do Joãozinho  App Free Download 2018

Piadas do Joãozinho App Free Download 2018

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Piadas do Joãozinho App 2018 Feature

Uma grande coletânea com as melhores piadas do Joãozinho!

Baixe e se divirta!

Um aperitivo abaixo:

“A professora escorrega e leva o maior tombo na sala de aula. Na queda, o seu vestido sobe até a cabeça. Levanta-se imediatamente, brava, ajeita-se, e interroga os alunos:

– Mário, o que você viu?

– Seus joelhos, professora

– Uma semana de suspensão!

– E você Robson?

– Suas coxas, professora.

– Um mês de suspensão.

– E você Joãozinho?

Joãozinho pega nos cadernos e vai logo saindo da sala:

– Bom galera, até o ano que vem…”

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“Certa tarde, Joãozinho e seu amigo que se chamava Jesus estavam caminhando por uma velha estrada de terra. Perto de chegar em casa, Jesus, que era um menino muito pobre avistou uma goiabeira com cara de ter goiabas maduras.

– Joãozinho, vamos dar uma parada rápida pra comer umas goiabas, estou faminto.

– Está bem, Jesus.

– Joãozinho, faz o seguinte, me impreste os seus chinelos, para que eu possa subir no tronco da árvore sem me machucar.

Ai então, Jesus escalou a árvore. Mas ele escalou tão alto, que as folhas não deixavam Joãozinho ver seu amigo. Depois de 1 hora esperando, Joãozinho gritou:

– Jesus! Jesus! Desce logo!

Nisso, passava um padre na mesma estrada que ouviu os gritos de Joãozinho.

– Ah, meu filhiho. Que lindo da sua parte chamar por Jesus, mas infelizmente, Jesus subiu para nunca mais voltar! E o Joãozinho:

– Desgraçado, levou meu chinelo!”

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“A professora pergunta a Joãozinho:

-Se eu digo “fui bonita” é passado, mas se eu digo “serei bonita” o que é Joãozinho?

-É impossível!”
A great compilation with the best jokes Johnny!

Download and enjoy!

An appetizer below:

“The teacher slips and takes the biggest tumble in the classroom In the fall, her dress goes up to the head immediately gets up, angry, straightens up, and asks the students..:

– Mario, what you saw?

– Your knees, teacher

– One week suspension!

– Robson And you?

– Her thighs, teacher.

– One month suspension.

– And you Johnny?

Johnny takes on the roll and will soon leave the room:

– Well guys, until next year … “

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“One afternoon, Johnny and his friend who was called Jesus were walking along an old dirt road. Near get home, Jesus, who was a very poor boy saw a guy with guava have ripe guavas.

– Johnny, let’s take a quick stop to eat a guava, I’m hungry.

– Okay, Jesus.

– Johnny, do the following, impreste me your slippers, so I can climb the tree trunk without me hurt.

Ai then Jesus climbed the tree. But he climbed so high, the leaves would not let Johnny see his friend. After 1 hour waiting, Johnny shouted:

– Jesus! Jesus! Down quickly!

Herein, a priest passed on the same road he heard the cries of Johnny.

– Oh, my filhiho. How lovely of you to call on Jesus, but unfortunately, Jesus went never to return! And Johnny:

– Damn, took my slipper! “

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“The teacher asks Johnny:

-If I say “was beautiful” is passed, but if I say “I’ll be pretty” what is Johnny?

It’s impossible! “

Download Piadas do Joãozinho App 2018

App Name Piadas do Joãozinho
Package Name com.joaozinho.sistemafrases
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Rating ( 2989 )
Size 1.4 MB
Requirement Android 2.3.2+
Updated
Installs 100,000+
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